GO AWAY

[synapticjava]

You stupid bunnies, you! Why is it they only bother me when I'm trying to be productive, huh? Why, I ask!

A short little list of the little buggers that have popped up in the last 10 minutes:

Rodeo!Spike meets Pirate!Xander at a gay pride parade
Whore!Spike meets Horny!Xander via Pretty Woman
QAF/BtVS x-over in which Justin and Xander go to the same school and Spike and Brian are a couple looking for a foursome (don't ask where this one came from...let's just say there's drool in my counseling theories book)
Photographer!Spike meets Model!Xander via Go Fish-esque scene
Teenage Mutant Ninja! Xander and Newsguy!Spike
Drag!Spike and Club-hopping!Xander

and last but not least...
Geek Squad!Spike meets PocketProtector!Xander at Best Buy as they reach for the same copy of Donkey Kong.

*forehead slap*

I'm a very sick man.

Comments

[authoressnebula.livejournal.com]

HEE!! I like the first, second, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh. (Don't know about the third because I know nothing of QAF.)

If you're a very sick man, I'm a very sick woman to join you, because those sound like great ideas.

*dangles carrots for bunnies*

~Nebula

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Noooo! Noooo carrots!

Y'all are bad influences on me.