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([personal profile] synapticjava Mar. 13th, 2005 09:53 pm)
You stupid bunnies, you! Why is it they only bother me when I'm trying to be productive, huh? Why, I ask!

A short little list of the little buggers that have popped up in the last 10 minutes:

Rodeo!Spike meets Pirate!Xander at a gay pride parade
Whore!Spike meets Horny!Xander via Pretty Woman
QAF/BtVS x-over in which Justin and Xander go to the same school and Spike and Brian are a couple looking for a foursome (don't ask where this one came from...let's just say there's drool in my counseling theories book)
Photographer!Spike meets Model!Xander via Go Fish-esque scene
Teenage Mutant Ninja! Xander and Newsguy!Spike
Drag!Spike and Club-hopping!Xander

and last but not least...
Geek Squad!Spike meets PocketProtector!Xander at Best Buy as they reach for the same copy of Donkey Kong.

*forehead slap*

I'm a very sick man.

From: [identity profile] authoressnebula.livejournal.com


HEE!! I like the first, second, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh. (Don't know about the third because I know nothing of QAF.)

If you're a very sick man, I'm a very sick woman to join you, because those sound like great ideas.

*dangles carrots for bunnies*

~Nebula

From: [identity profile] chocgood84.livejournal.com


Noooo! Noooo carrots!

Y'all are bad influences on me.

From: [identity profile] amejisuto.livejournal.com


Sounds great!! Although I'd really be scared to find Xander as a turtle. And the thought of turtle sex scared me to no end.

Can I tell you a secret? I've had to murder a bunny. It was a Project Runway crossover. I could see Spike as one of the diva designers and Xander as his favorite model. Of course one of the other designers would be Buffy and she'd be trying to mess him up on purpose and Angel would be a model trying to sleep with Spike.

See, we're all weird.
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From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com


Why, why why did you let that bunny die?

*finds a demon egg and resurrects bunny*

Live, bunny, live!!!

From: [identity profile] amejisuto.livejournal.com


NO!!!

*sprinkles salt on zombie!bunny and the runs over it with a mac truck**

Not doing it!! I have no clue about fashion. NO!

From: [identity profile] amejisuto.livejournal.com


Hee! True.

You gotta admit that quilted trench coat Jay made for the final was freaking cool though. I'd kill for that coat.

From: [identity profile] chocgood84.livejournal.com


Actually, I didn't see it. Never seen the show, I just like mocking things I don't know about. lol.

From: [identity profile] amejisuto.livejournal.com


Ankle length duster made out of maroon leather and suede that the man quilted himself. Patchwork sort of, with one of those quilted stars on the back.

I would kill for that coat.
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From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com


*builds bunny a nice little mauseoleum*

*plans to visit often, leaving behind small, artfully arranged carrot bouquets*

I *sob* understand *sob*. I do. *sniffle*


Hahahahahaha! j/k :)

From: [identity profile] amejisuto.livejournal.com


We are so weird!!

Hee!

I'm halfway temped to post some rabbit recipes. LOL. Evol! I'm Evol I tell you!! Bwahahahahaha!
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From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com


I've never doubted your evolness for a second, honey.

I can make a mean rabbit stew. (for real. we eat bunnies around here. Yummy)

From: [identity profile] amejisuto.livejournal.com


Yay! Cook the little furballs up so they don't bother us anymore! Hee!

I have quite a few weird bunnies that frighten me, that should make a big pot!

From: [identity profile] chocgood84.livejournal.com


Bwah! Well he wouldn't be an animal, he'd just be bigger, faster, stronger, mutant!Xander. Like Hulk, only without being green. And you know, the killing thing.

From: [identity profile] amejisuto.livejournal.com


Oh! Good.

Cause I was thinking he'd be the fifth turtle, Alexander. And Giles would be an old friend of Splinter's and...

GAH! Stoppit!! Damn freaking mutant bunny!!

From: [identity profile] chocgood84.livejournal.com


*muah*

C'mere little bunny, come here boy! *whistles* Ame wants to take you home and play with you! She's got lots of other bunnies to play with and all the carrots you could want.

*eg*
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From: [identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com


If you don't write that first one, I will personally rain fire down on your head!!! That would be so awesome. The writing, not the raining of fire.

From: [identity profile] chocgood84.livejournal.com


I jotted them all down though, so you may see one or two of those fics somewhere in the far distant future.

From: [identity profile] adikala.livejournal.com


i like geeks. a lot *nods* rawr.

and may i just say yall are pleasantly strange.
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