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synapticjava) wrote2005-12-01 11:48 pm
synapticjava) wrote2005-12-01 11:48 pm
Oi Vey
Just got home from work, and I can say, in pure 100% honesty and truthfulness, that I am NOT leaving my apartment until at least tomorrow afternoon. That party was, though easy, HORRID. I think there was a representative from every trailer park in America there tonight. I saw 12 mullets, male and female. People were double-dunking their shrimp, grabbing food with their hands, wiping their hands on their pants or blouses, and they were rude as all hell. Also, they didn't tip. It was a bunch of cousin-loving, country-listening, squirrel-shooting, trailer-living, hehaw loving, mulletwearing, bucktooth and teeth missing, greasy haired and classes hicks. They gave respectable whtie trash like myself a bad name.
It was an Xmas party for a bunch of used car dealers. *cringe* And they fulfilled EVERY single stereotype.
And for this reason, I wish to be AWAY from people for a minimum of twelve hours, because otherwise I may just spork someone in the eye. And I don't think I will ever get the smell of crab/shrimp/seaweed off my hands and face. *gag*
So from here, I go to take a nice long hot bubble bath with a steaming cup of french vanilla darkroast and chocolate kisses. Afterwards I shall snuggle up and do one of three things: read, watch some more Will & Grace, or write. And then I'm going to bed. *hmph*
It was an Xmas party for a bunch of used car dealers. *cringe* And they fulfilled EVERY single stereotype.
And for this reason, I wish to be AWAY from people for a minimum of twelve hours, because otherwise I may just spork someone in the eye. And I don't think I will ever get the smell of crab/shrimp/seaweed off my hands and face. *gag*
So from here, I go to take a nice long hot bubble bath with a steaming cup of french vanilla darkroast and chocolate kisses. Afterwards I shall snuggle up and do one of three things: read, watch some more Will & Grace, or write. And then I'm going to bed. *hmph*
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Hey, it didn't show me my comment on your x-mas card post, so I don't know if it posted. Aside from address I asked you if you had ever bought White Christmas. So did you?
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Yeah - it was like a bunch of boat people. *cringe*
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I don't even want to start thinking about shopping yet.
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You got to feed used car salesmen! Ack! You've earned your break!
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Can't you keep them down there? Jeeze.