Oi Vey

[synapticjava]

Just got home from work, and I can say, in pure 100% honesty and truthfulness, that I am NOT leaving my apartment until at least tomorrow afternoon. That party was, though easy, HORRID. I think there was a representative from every trailer park in America there tonight. I saw 12 mullets, male and female. People were double-dunking their shrimp, grabbing food with their hands, wiping their hands on their pants or blouses, and they were rude as all hell. Also, they didn't tip. It was a bunch of cousin-loving, country-listening, squirrel-shooting, trailer-living, hehaw loving, mulletwearing, bucktooth and teeth missing, greasy haired and classes hicks. They gave respectable whtie trash like myself a bad name.

It was an Xmas party for a bunch of used car dealers. *cringe* And they fulfilled EVERY single stereotype.

And for this reason, I wish to be AWAY from people for a minimum of twelve hours, because otherwise I may just spork someone in the eye. And I don't think I will ever get the smell of crab/shrimp/seaweed off my hands and face. *gag*

So from here, I go to take a nice long hot bubble bath with a steaming cup of french vanilla darkroast and chocolate kisses. Afterwards I shall snuggle up and do one of three things: read, watch some more Will & Grace, or write. And then I'm going to bed. *hmph*

Comments

[wilde-moon.livejournal.com]

Wow, if you hadn't said it was for used car dealers I'd have sworn the boat had a party!

Hey, it didn't show me my comment on your x-mas card post, so I don't know if it posted. Aside from address I asked you if you had ever bought White Christmas. So did you?

[caviling]

Aw, my grandfather was a used car salesman and he was a class act! On behalf of the species, I apologize for the Asshole Party.

[tsavoritegarnet.livejournal.com]

*snort*

You got to feed used car salesmen! Ack! You've earned your break!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! Poor baby. Sounds like MS came up to visit y'all.