*laughs my ass off*

[synapticjava]

I think it is so funny. Checked my mail today, and I got a package from my mummy. She sent me cigarettes and some mail. Nothing much important, however I recieved a packet from Nath Coroporations. That's the Burger King corporation I worked for. After working for them for 3 years, yet not working for them for 3 months now, I recieve my insurance application from them. *falls on the floor laughing hysterically* It's the funniest thing in the world to me. What's funnier, accompanying the packet is a letter asking me to take a salary management position for a store in Tennesee. And the offered salary *drum roll please* $20,000 a year starting. What a joke. They really need to get it through their thick heads that I don't work for them anymore!!! *still laughing* It's so funny to me.

Comments

job

[(Anonymous)]

Tell them you'll take the job only if they finish paying for college first.

Re: job

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

LOL. What, you mean use them for college money, and then quit? I would never-that's not a bad idea...

hey BRADLEY

[(Anonymous)]

oooh! $20,000 per year!!!! But then you have to consider all the Whoppers and Strawberry Shakes that you'll be consuming in mass quantities...which basically nullifies the whole insurance package once they find out what carcinogens you've steadily pumped into your body in order to get by on such a paltry sum of cash!!!!

-Johnny (RI)

Re: hey BRADLEY

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I could um...rent a shoe for that kind of money. There's like 15 things wrong with the whole thing. Beginning with working at Burger King, the state Tennesee, and "salary".

Hee!

[frolic9.livejournal.com]

They lurve you so much, they're in denial.

It's sorta sweet...

Sorta.

Re: Hee!

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

And sorta fucking scary. I think they just want me back in hell, that's all. I escaped and they're evious:)