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Guess who's a douche and lost his ID AGAIN?
Yeah, that'd be me. When I get a new one I'm going to have it permanently embedded in skin and bone so I can't fucking lose it.
Christ, another fucking $25, and we all remember how much fun it was trying to replace it last time. Smarmy bastards.
Yeah, that'd be me. When I get a new one I'm going to have it permanently embedded in skin and bone so I can't fucking lose it.
Christ, another fucking $25, and we all remember how much fun it was trying to replace it last time. Smarmy bastards.
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(but... didnt you get the memo?
we dont say douch, anymore.
now we say enema, because the connotations arent gender specific
and therefore, my vagina is incapable of being offended by it)