*blinks groggily*

[synapticjava]

*fills up the coffee maker*

*smokes a cigarette waiting for coffee to be made*

*waits for two seconds, then gets distracted*

*comes back to yell at the "broken" coffee maker which has not brewed anything and it's been a half hour!*

*realizes I forgot to press the on button*

*headdesk and sips freshly hot coffee*