GO AWAY

[synapticjava]

You stupid bunnies, you! Why is it they only bother me when I'm trying to be productive, huh? Why, I ask!

A short little list of the little buggers that have popped up in the last 10 minutes:

Rodeo!Spike meets Pirate!Xander at a gay pride parade
Whore!Spike meets Horny!Xander via Pretty Woman
QAF/BtVS x-over in which Justin and Xander go to the same school and Spike and Brian are a couple looking for a foursome (don't ask where this one came from...let's just say there's drool in my counseling theories book)
Photographer!Spike meets Model!Xander via Go Fish-esque scene
Teenage Mutant Ninja! Xander and Newsguy!Spike
Drag!Spike and Club-hopping!Xander

and last but not least...
Geek Squad!Spike meets PocketProtector!Xander at Best Buy as they reach for the same copy of Donkey Kong.

*forehead slap*

I'm a very sick man.

Comments

[authoressnebula.livejournal.com]

HEE!! I like the first, second, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh. (Don't know about the third because I know nothing of QAF.)

If you're a very sick man, I'm a very sick woman to join you, because those sound like great ideas.

*dangles carrots for bunnies*

~Nebula

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

Sounds great!! Although I'd really be scared to find Xander as a turtle. And the thought of turtle sex scared me to no end.

Can I tell you a secret? I've had to murder a bunny. It was a Project Runway crossover. I could see Spike as one of the diva designers and Xander as his favorite model. Of course one of the other designers would be Buffy and she'd be trying to mess him up on purpose and Angel would be a model trying to sleep with Spike.

See, we're all weird.

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

If you don't write that first one, I will personally rain fire down on your head!!! That would be so awesome. The writing, not the raining of fire.

[suki-blue.livejournal.com]

Photographer!Spike meets Model!Xander via Go Fish-esque scene

Oh yeah. I like that bunny!

[adikala.livejournal.com]

i like geeks. a lot *nods* rawr.

and may i just say yall are pleasantly strange.