GO AWAY

[synapticjava]

You stupid bunnies, you! Why is it they only bother me when I'm trying to be productive, huh? Why, I ask!

A short little list of the little buggers that have popped up in the last 10 minutes:

Rodeo!Spike meets Pirate!Xander at a gay pride parade
Whore!Spike meets Horny!Xander via Pretty Woman
QAF/BtVS x-over in which Justin and Xander go to the same school and Spike and Brian are a couple looking for a foursome (don't ask where this one came from...let's just say there's drool in my counseling theories book)
Photographer!Spike meets Model!Xander via Go Fish-esque scene
Teenage Mutant Ninja! Xander and Newsguy!Spike
Drag!Spike and Club-hopping!Xander

and last but not least...
Geek Squad!Spike meets PocketProtector!Xander at Best Buy as they reach for the same copy of Donkey Kong.

*forehead slap*

I'm a very sick man.

Comments

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Bwah! Well he wouldn't be an animal, he'd just be bigger, faster, stronger, mutant!Xander. Like Hulk, only without being green. And you know, the killing thing.

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

Oh! Good.

Cause I was thinking he'd be the fifth turtle, Alexander. And Giles would be an old friend of Splinter's and...

GAH! Stoppit!! Damn freaking mutant bunny!!

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

*muah*

C'mere little bunny, come here boy! *whistles* Ame wants to take you home and play with you! She's got lots of other bunnies to play with and all the carrots you could want.

*eg*

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

No! Don't wanna play with the bunny!! I'll make rabbit stew out of the little fluffer!

Don't need another bunny!

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

*eg*