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[synapticjava]

Ah!

I've been "celibate" so long, I don't remember what sex is like, and therefore CANNOT write smut anymore! *thud*

Pr0n has been written, but alas I still can't remember what sex *feels* like:D

Comments

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor baby. I completely understand. Does it help to know that I spend years being basically celibate and that only my newfound love of slash has restored the spark between me and my hubby?

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Heh. Funnily enough, me and my ex were heavily influenced by slash I read:D

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Believe me, I am not going to look the gift horse in the mouth, so to speak. HA

[trepkos.livejournal.com]

Huh! Think how hard it is writing m/m slash with no dick to refer to for advice!

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, I guess that would be hard, wouldn't it... (no pun intended! Heeeeeee!)

[trepkos.livejournal.com]

Very hard...

[rivulet027.livejournal.com]

Sorry, that's no fun. At least you don't have to defend your orientation when you write m/m slash...

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

This is very true - never thought of that.