No, your baby is *not* precious. It throwing up on my shoes is *not* cute. It screaming at the top of its lungs is *not* sweet. It is loud, annoying, and quite a hideious child. Reminds me of something I saw on Animal Planet, or possibly even a demon from Buffy. You make me leave my cigarettes outside - all I ask is that you leave that screaming thing out there as well.
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