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FYI - consider this your Golden Globes spam page for this evening.
But so not to spoil, everything from now on will be behind cuts. This post will be updated periodically.
1. WILLIAM SHATNER? Are you fucking kidding me? That man has never been able to act. NEVER. He's a moron and did *NOT* deserve this award.
2. I don't care about blowjobs - I really do admire Bill Clinton
3. Woah. Was it that cold? Mariska, come on - you're a Golden Globe winner, you can't afford a bra?
4. Clint Eastwood needs to die already.
5. Awww...poor Julian - but hey, with a face like that, who needs awards? *guh*
6. Oh, how I love Merril Streep.
7. Weeeeeee! I love Megan Mullally like an orgasm in the shower *le sigh*.
8. Jason, come on now. Jesus. Nice touch with the wife bit though.
9. Can someone explain to me why Fergie was at the Golden Globes?
10. I feel bad for Kate Winslet. She should have gotten the award for Best Actress. Eternal Sunshine was a brilliant movie, and in my opinion one of the best acted, by her *and* Carey, who I normally dislike.
11. Yay, Nip/Tuck! You totally deserve it.
12. Am I the only one that really really dislikes the Sopranos?
13. Oh no! Eternal Sunshine and Finding Neverland are up against each other! *cries* See what I mean? Kate Winslet = God.
14. I may be dirty, but Patrick Stewart = Yummy.
15. Now I wanna see Lion in Winter
16. Ewan mcGregor. *thud*
17. I really love Minnie Driver. She's just so darn cute.
18. Again - Eternal Sunshine ironically left in the dark. I haven't seen Sideways, but I stand behind my belief that Eternal Sunshine was perhaps one of the top 5 movies this year, if not the first. Charlie Kaufman, poor guy.
19. Is anyone suprised that Desperate Housewives won best actress? I'm not. Really...I don't get that show. I like Terry Hatchet - but poor Will and Grace. I mean, come on. Hmmm...not the best awards year, I think.
20. Mick Jagger is one skeery lookin dude. Like, whoa
21. Again - Clint Eastwood, who's like a bajillion years old, needs to step *out* of Hollywood. Forever. Now he's just getting awards *because* he's Clint Eastwood. He's not much better than Shatner. *when* did he become the king of Hollywood? I mean, seriously.
22. Totally saw Jamie Fox's award from a mile away - definetely deserves it. Ray is marvelous, and he worked very hard for it. nevermind that I really don't like Jamie Fox all that much and that I'm again sad Eternal Sunshine didn't win this. I smell an oscar or four for him.
23. Two words: Pierce Brosman *thud*
24. How excited am I that Robin Williams won this award? He completely 100% without a doubt, no holds barred deserves this. That's really all I can say about that. I've never came across anything starring him that I didn't like.
25. Wow. Best Actor category had so many good men. I do like Leo, but I do think he deserves it. He worked really really hard for Aviator. Damn - can I get one of him to go?
26. Fuck. Desperate. Housewives. Seriously. This is the stuff I hate - over popularity; it's absolutely fucking ridiculous.
27. Oh! yay for Hillary Swank. She is such a tremendous actress. All I have to say about this woman's talent is this: Boys Don't Cry.
28. Alright, so that's, what - four for Sideways? Which means that's 6 nominations for Eternal Sunshine, 0 awards. I? Am not happy.
Okay, that's it. My coverage of the 2005 GG Awards is complete.
But so not to spoil, everything from now on will be behind cuts. This post will be updated periodically.
1. WILLIAM SHATNER? Are you fucking kidding me? That man has never been able to act. NEVER. He's a moron and did *NOT* deserve this award.
2. I don't care about blowjobs - I really do admire Bill Clinton
3. Woah. Was it that cold? Mariska, come on - you're a Golden Globe winner, you can't afford a bra?
4. Clint Eastwood needs to die already.
5. Awww...poor Julian - but hey, with a face like that, who needs awards? *guh*
6. Oh, how I love Merril Streep.
7. Weeeeeee! I love Megan Mullally like an orgasm in the shower *le sigh*.
8. Jason, come on now. Jesus. Nice touch with the wife bit though.
9. Can someone explain to me why Fergie was at the Golden Globes?
10. I feel bad for Kate Winslet. She should have gotten the award for Best Actress. Eternal Sunshine was a brilliant movie, and in my opinion one of the best acted, by her *and* Carey, who I normally dislike.
11. Yay, Nip/Tuck! You totally deserve it.
12. Am I the only one that really really dislikes the Sopranos?
13. Oh no! Eternal Sunshine and Finding Neverland are up against each other! *cries* See what I mean? Kate Winslet = God.
14. I may be dirty, but Patrick Stewart = Yummy.
15. Now I wanna see Lion in Winter
16. Ewan mcGregor. *thud*
17. I really love Minnie Driver. She's just so darn cute.
18. Again - Eternal Sunshine ironically left in the dark. I haven't seen Sideways, but I stand behind my belief that Eternal Sunshine was perhaps one of the top 5 movies this year, if not the first. Charlie Kaufman, poor guy.
19. Is anyone suprised that Desperate Housewives won best actress? I'm not. Really...I don't get that show. I like Terry Hatchet - but poor Will and Grace. I mean, come on. Hmmm...not the best awards year, I think.
20. Mick Jagger is one skeery lookin dude. Like, whoa
21. Again - Clint Eastwood, who's like a bajillion years old, needs to step *out* of Hollywood. Forever. Now he's just getting awards *because* he's Clint Eastwood. He's not much better than Shatner. *when* did he become the king of Hollywood? I mean, seriously.
22. Totally saw Jamie Fox's award from a mile away - definetely deserves it. Ray is marvelous, and he worked very hard for it. nevermind that I really don't like Jamie Fox all that much and that I'm again sad Eternal Sunshine didn't win this. I smell an oscar or four for him.
23. Two words: Pierce Brosman *thud*
24. How excited am I that Robin Williams won this award? He completely 100% without a doubt, no holds barred deserves this. That's really all I can say about that. I've never came across anything starring him that I didn't like.
25. Wow. Best Actor category had so many good men. I do like Leo, but I do think he deserves it. He worked really really hard for Aviator. Damn - can I get one of him to go?
26. Fuck. Desperate. Housewives. Seriously. This is the stuff I hate - over popularity; it's absolutely fucking ridiculous.
27. Oh! yay for Hillary Swank. She is such a tremendous actress. All I have to say about this woman's talent is this: Boys Don't Cry.
28. Alright, so that's, what - four for Sideways? Which means that's 6 nominations for Eternal Sunshine, 0 awards. I? Am not happy.
Okay, that's it. My coverage of the 2005 GG Awards is complete.
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*bad shatner impression*
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anything remotely related to shatner is bad, and not the good kind of "spank me and send me to your room" bad. we're talking quacamole bad.
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22. I agree! Loved Ray.
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*drools*
15? Lion in winter ROCKS. See his, and then see Peter O'Toole and Katherine Hepburn's version. Oooh, Kate and Peter!!
*bounce*
Ummmmmm. Otherwise, i had no clue what you were talking about, but it was a fun read, anyway.
:)
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*drools*
Hee! *whew* Glad I'm not all grossified. Yum.
15? Lion in winter ROCKS. See his, and then see Peter O'Toole and Katherine Hepburn's version. Oooh, Kate and Peter!!
*bounce*
Oh! I love Kate. Such a great woman.
Ummmmmm. Otherwise, i had no clue what you were talking about, but it was a fun read, anyway.
*snerk* Yah, I s'pose it's kind of non-sequiter:)
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How can you know Kate and not Buddy!??
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And Buddy's CUTE.
*iconSqueee!*
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