Dear cute little frat/sorority couple:

[synapticjava]

Please stop groping each other in public. Especially please remove your tounges from each other's mouths. And one other thing, if you're going to do that, please do it at home in your bedroom or kitchen or bathroom or whathaveyou as any decent that-doer would do. Thanks!

*puke*

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[caviling]

I feel your pain, Brad. I feel your pain.