synapticjava: (m'not drunk)
( Nov. 12th, 2007 12:54 pm)
Last night was the big bowl-a-thon for work, and I wound up going. Turned out to be a pretty decent time. I, being me, goofed off and wound up with a 50 average - go me! But more importantly I provided comic relief. My "I got a pin" boogy had people rolling up and down the lanes. Not a bad way to spend an evening. Especially when someone else was paying for it.

But, I forgot how many muscles you actually use when bowling (or in my case...not), and today I am stiff and sore and ow ow ouch.

Think I'll lay down and take a nap before the fridge guy comes back. mmm...I can already taste the ice cold milk dribbling down my chin. Man, I so can't wait.
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( Nov. 12th, 2007 03:27 pm)
i. want. a. refrigerator. guy came back. compressor's bad. $600 to fix. hell. no.

why does shit have to be so god damned expensive? the only cheap fridges i can find anywhere are those damn mini-fridges. and, no. just, no. do i look like a college student?

grrrrrrr

looks like my days of soup are not, afterall, over.

i'm just going to be over here in the corner, throwing a temper tantrum.
Just found my lease again, hoping to find a loophole somewhere to take my sleazelord to court over. No such luck. I assumed (which typically only makes an ass out of me) that, since renting, the appliances would be covered. Not only are they not covered, I can't even get rid of them when they are irrepairable. My lease states:
Any appliances including but not limited to refrigerators, stoves, ranges....will not be guaranteed and the landlord does not warranty any of these items. However if these items are in the residence/apartment at time of move in they are free to use but are property of Giordano Management Group LLC.

In laymen's terms: bend over while i assrape you. So um...mini fridge, eh?

There is a plus to this, though. Sure, I'm out $70 getting the guy to try and fix it. But I don't have to haul it away, pay to have it hauled away, or try and manuever it down my tretcherous stairs. And, with a little artistic inspiration, I might be able to use it as a table. you know, lay it on it's side, throw a sheet of plywood and a table cloth over it, bam, I have a kitchen table. Not to mention, if I do get a wee little fridget, in my next place I'll already have half a bar. Which, really, any self-respecting bachelor *should* have.

See...look at me being mr. positive. And, until I can scrounge up the dough to bake myself that wee little fridget, Cari already said I could use hers from college. So I could, in theory, be cooling my shit by Thanksgiving.
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