Fly by

Whew, today's busy.

1) Finished my history paper (it's 2/3rds of a page short, oh well) and handed it in.
2) Got to my Sexuality exam just in time, and I think I passed it with a flying C
c) Managed to finish up my two extra credit response papers, which brings my midterm grade in Social Justice from a 52 to a 72. yay for c's!
4) Nando just called me: apparently John, the guy who I'm replacing, officially quit last night. I think. Anyway, they're training me on the bar starting tonight. Which means, pretty much, a 50% increase in tips. Thank god, just when I thought I was going to have to start selling myself again for real.
5) Either I'm really really good looking today, or I have something stuck on my shirt: everyone seems to be looking at me. Paranoid, much?
6) Ew. I just ate fried chicken fat, and now I feel disgusting. They were supposed to be chicken strips. Nope. Fat. Gross.
7) My ears popped this morning for the first time since Thursday. Hallelujia, they sang.
8) I still have to write my Queer Theory paper: let's hope I can get it done in 2.45 hours, because that's what I have between my next class and the lecture tonight.
9) mental note: move car from handicapped space before 6pm.

Further Monday Spammage

Dear cute gay couple next to me in the computer lab:

I do think it's sweet and cute that you're in the same statistics class. I bet you like to do your one-way ANOVAs together. How sweet. And it's even mildly entertaining watching you try to make your first histogram based on inconclusive data. The bickering is very cute. But...

Could you please stop groping each other under the keyboard like no one else can see you? And stop holding hands on top of the mouse. And, for god's sake, if you're going to be that deleriously happy doing homework with your boyfriend, could you please do it somewhere that's else.

Unhappily yours,
Your bitter, jaded, and long-time single computer lab neighbor.