The Final Voyage

No, this isn't a Star Trek commentary.

( It is an update on my trip home. )

And now that I've bored you (and I!) to tears, I need to hit the sack. Tomorrow's a huge homework day. Tootles.

Good lord, people!

I was only gone for TWO DAYS and I'm right now at skip=120. And that's not even including communities. Bah!

But, almost caught up:)

ARGH!!!

Mother fucking god damn asshat DePaul!

They're replacing our normal DePaul IDs with a new "DePaul Card". Which means, I really *did* waste that 15 bucks - yes, I'm still not over that - and that I'm probably going to have to pay for this new gizmo they're creating.

The reason they're replacing them: so that the new DePaul Card can also function as an ATM/Debit card, but only if you set up an account with TFC. I don't *like* TFC, nor do I want to transfer any money at all to them. So please, let me keep my ID and you can shove your DePaul card up your arse, sideways.

I. Hate. My. School.

Little bit saddening...

It only took about a half hour to make my room blank again. It took a couple months to get everything right where I wanted it. And now, everything's white walls. Yuck.

I am a sick, sick, man.

When talking to Lorraine about the paper I'm writing:

me: opening line: "In both The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck and The Color Purple by Alice Walker, the theme of God runs under and through every passage."
lunabee34: the theme sounds like a rabbit, foraging thru the forests. LOL
me: oh, good:-)
lunabee34: also, i'm a wee tad tipsy so don't take it personally
me: hmm...wonder if maybe "permeates every passage" is better
lunabee34: i'ts a nice rabbit
lunabee34: yes it is
me: or bleeds from every passage
lunabee34: better
me: or maybe oozes
me: hehe
lunabee34: no...bleeding is for vampire snacks sillly and oozes is for bodily secretions
me: um...drips?
lunabee34: dude seriously. no
me: lol
lunabee34: how about ejaculates
me: perfection!
lunabee34: from every paragraphs
me: "the theme of god cums violently and shutteringly from every passage"
lunabee34: oh god, you are making me laugh so hard
me: lol
lunabee34: the jism of truth
me: "onto the chins of its readers"
me: "and in some cases causes sponatneous immaculate conceptions"
lunabee34: ha ha ha ha hah a