ok, don't flip out. i just knocked off my judaism teacher, so we can get through this together. i've "arranged" something. pack no more than a duffel bag, burn the rest of your belongings, and meet me at 11:18 pm in the dumpster behind the borders in highland park. there we must pull out a few of our hairs and cut our fingers, dripping blood around the dumpster. beforehand, tell everyone that you're studying at borders with me. our dna will be in the dumpster, so we will be presumed dead. leave a personal item behind too, like a cell phone. something everyone knows you don't function without. mine will be my coffee maker. from there, we will be picked up by a man named roberto in a discreet white volkswagen van. we will drive down to mexico, smoke a little ganj on the way (because we will most definately need to chill). when we get there, your name is frederico and mine is maria. we're a married couple (don't worry, you can still date men as long as i can). you're a farmer and i make tortillas. we will live quietly there.
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ok, don't flip out. i just knocked off my judaism teacher, so we can get through this together. i've "arranged" something. pack no more than a duffel bag, burn the rest of your belongings, and meet me at 11:18 pm in the dumpster behind the borders in highland park. there we must pull out a few of our hairs and cut our fingers, dripping blood around the dumpster.
beforehand, tell everyone that you're studying at borders with me. our dna will be in the dumpster, so we will be presumed dead. leave a personal item behind too, like a cell phone. something everyone knows you don't function without. mine will be my coffee maker.
from there, we will be picked up by a man named roberto in a discreet white volkswagen van. we will drive down to mexico, smoke a little ganj on the way (because we will most definately need to chill). when we get there, your name is frederico and mine is maria. we're a married couple (don't worry, you can still date men as long as i can). you're a farmer and i make tortillas. we will live quietly there.
but you better not freak out, dude!
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Frederico. *heehee*