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Ugh. This not-sleeping shit has to stop! I'm sooo tired. And I have a 13 hour work day today. Same on Friday, well actually Friday it's 14, which is worse. Anyway, *bangs head on desk to wake up* How is it that I can be so tired and completely braindead all the time but then when I get into bed and actually *want* to sleep, the hampster inside my head decides it's time for some excersice? Did you know that last night I solved the problem of world peace? Naturally, I don't remember it now, but I had it! Seriously! Somehow it involved cotton candy...that's all I remember. I suppose it was much more along the lines of Licky Dicky, my plan to take over the world unite the world. I finally feel all Christmassy. Where's my damn snow? I want it now! I don't want this wet windy rainy shit. I want moist and delicious white flakes to fall from the sky and bury the bodies gnomes I have hidden in the forest. *sings* the best part of wakin up is foldgers in your cup* lalala. I like coffee. It is my friend. It keeps me safe and warm and animated. I am but a vessel for which its wonderous presence uses as a temple. Mmmm...La la la. Ooooo, I have a tour today *bangs head on desk* dear god can this day be over?
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