It's sacralicious!

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Warning: Probably not recommended reading for those that are really god-fearing religious:

We're just wrong.


wilde_moon: really, who ever thought working 4am to noon would be a good idea?
wilde_moon: it's too late to be grave, and too early to be day
bratprince84: lol
bratprince84: it's morning
bratprince84: call that...resurrection shift
wilde_moon: lol
bratprince84: post-grave but pre-day
bratprince84: you're like Jesus!
wilde_moon: lmao
bratprince84: i dare you to wear a nametag that says "hi, i'm Jesus"
bratprince84: "ask how you can get involved"
wilde_moon: maybe that's what’s wrong with my stomach...i'm pregnant with the second coming of Christ!
bratprince84: ah! does that mean you're craving holy pickles and blessed cookie dough ice cream?
wilde_moon: blessed cookie dough, maybe. holy pickles...no
bratprince84: oh right.
bratprince84: um...seasoned fries?
bratprince84: holy fries!
wilde_moon: lol there we go
bratprince84: little fried crosses
bratprince84: that's so wrong
wilde_moon: lol but so funny
bratprince84: now i want to open up a chain of church restaurants
wilde_moon: Jesus cookies...look mom, i bit off Jesus' head!
bratprince84: lol!
bratprince84: the main menu option would be "a thick angus beef patty wedged between two bodies of Christ"
bratprince84: "too drink, the blood of christ"
wilde_moon: lol
bratprince84: lord spare me, i'm just not right
wilde_moon: eh, you're already going to hell, what's a little blasphemy
wilde_moon: you're slogan could be: it's sacralicious!
bratprince84: AHHHH!!!!
bratprince84: *dies*
wilde_moon: do you need to work the resurrection shift?
bratprince84: you know i'm posting this. my flist will die
wilde_moon: lol
bratprince84: lol "do you need to work the resurrection shift? stop by and get the Jesus-on-the-go special"
wilde_moon: lol
bratprince84 signed off at 1:22:14 PM.
bratprince84 signed on at 1:22:22 PM.
bratprince84: then there's the Jonah and Whale special
bratprince84: "a fish big enough to eat you"
wilde_moon: oh my
bratprince84: wow. christianity's funny
wilde_moon: who knew?
bratprince84: see, kinda makes all those innocent deaths...well no, that's still bad. but at least we can laugh.
wilde_moon: rosary mini burgers! how many do you need to eat to wash away your sins?
bratprince84: ah!
bratprince84: saint-shaped chicken nuggets
bratprince84: now you can pray, play, and eat at the same time!
wilde_moon: lol
wilde_moon: oh my god i need sleep, this way too funny
bratprince84: lol
bratprince84: yup. this is my life now.
wilde_moon: well, at least it's a laugh
bratprince84: of course, all of the waiters would have to be ordained
wilde_moon: naturally
bratprince84: free confession with each piece of miraculous cheesecake?
wilde_moon: lol
wilde_moon: sister mary something-or-other to take your order....my brain is shutting downbratprince84: lol i think we exhausted our resources

Comments

[tabaqui]

bratprince84: the main menu option would be "a thick angus beef patty wedged between two bodies of Christ"


Heeeeeeeeeee!! OMFG!
Love it. I'd eat there, for sure. And no, i'm not xian.
Wheeeee!

Have you seen this? Hello Jesus.

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Bless you my children.

[kitty-poker1.livejournal.com]

bratprince84: wow. christianity's funny

Pretty much says it.