bloodroses2727: really, who ever thought working 4am to noon would be a good idea? bloodroses2727: it's too late to be grave, and too early to be day bratprince84: lol bratprince84: it's morning bratprince84: call that...resurection shift bloodroses2727: lol bratprince84: post-grave but pre-day bratprince84: you're like jesus! bloodroses2727: lmao bratprince84: i dare you to wear a nametag that says "hi, i'm Jesus" bratprince84: "ask how you can get involved" bloodroses2727: maybe that's whats wrong with my stomach...i'm pregnat with the second coming of christ! bratprince84: ah! does that mean you're craving holy pickles and blessed cookie dough icecream? bloodroses2727: blessed cookie dough, maybe. holy pickes...no bratprince84: oh right. bratprince84: um...seasoned fries? bratprince84: holy fries! bloodroses2727: lol there we go bratprince84: little fried crosses bratprince84: that's so wrong bloodroses2727: lol but so funny bratprince84: now i want to open up a chain of church restaurants bloodroses2727: jesus cookies...look mom, i bit off jesus' head! bratprince84: lol! bratprince84: the main menu option would be "a thick angus beef patty wedged between two bodies of christ" bratprince84: "too drink, the blood of christ" bloodroses2727: lol bratprince84: lord spare me, i'm just not right bloodroses2727: eh, you're already going to hell, what's a little blasphamy bloodroses2727: you're slogan could be: it's sacralicious! bratprince84: AHHHH!!!! bratprince84: *dies* bloodroses2727: do you need to work the resurection shift? bratprince84: you know i'm posting this. my flist will die bloodroses2727: lol bratprince84: lol "do you need to work the resurrection shift? stop by and get the Jesus-on-the-go special" bloodroses2727: lol bratprince84 signed off at 1:22:14 PM. bratprince84 signed on at 1:22:22 PM. bratprince84: then there's the Jonah and Whale special bratprince84: "a fish big enough to eat you" bloodroses2727: oh my bratprince84: wow. christianity's funny bloodroses2727: who knew? bratprince84: see, kinda makes all those innocent deaths...well no, that's still bad. but at least we can laugh. bloodroses2727: rosary mini burgers! how many do you need to eat to wash away your sins? bratprince84: ah! bratprince84: saint-shaped chicken nuggets bratprince84: now you can pray, play, and eat at the same time! bloodroses2727: lol bloodroses2727: oh my god i need sleep, this way too funny bratprince84: lol bratprince84: yup. this is my life now. bloodroses2727: well, at least it's a laugh bratprince84: of course, all of the waiters would have to be ordained bloodroses2727: naturally bratprince84: free confession with each piece of miraculous cheescake? bloodroses2727: lol bloodroses2727: sister mary something-or-other to take your order....my brain is shutting down bratprince84: lol i think we exhausted our resources bloodroses2727: i think so bratprince84: oh no! i lost it; closed out the wrong window
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Date: 2006-08-29 06:30 pm (UTC)bloodroses2727: it's too late to be grave, and too early to be day
bratprince84: lol
bratprince84: it's morning
bratprince84: call that...resurection shift
bloodroses2727: lol
bratprince84: post-grave but pre-day
bratprince84: you're like jesus!
bloodroses2727: lmao
bratprince84: i dare you to wear a nametag that says "hi, i'm Jesus"
bratprince84: "ask how you can get involved"
bloodroses2727: maybe that's whats wrong with my stomach...i'm pregnat with the second coming of christ!
bratprince84: ah! does that mean you're craving holy pickles and blessed cookie dough icecream?
bloodroses2727: blessed cookie dough, maybe. holy pickes...no
bratprince84: oh right.
bratprince84: um...seasoned fries?
bratprince84: holy fries!
bloodroses2727: lol there we go
bratprince84: little fried crosses
bratprince84: that's so wrong
bloodroses2727: lol but so funny
bratprince84: now i want to open up a chain of church restaurants
bloodroses2727: jesus cookies...look mom, i bit off jesus' head!
bratprince84: lol!
bratprince84: the main menu option would be "a thick angus beef patty wedged between two bodies of christ"
bratprince84: "too drink, the blood of christ"
bloodroses2727: lol
bratprince84: lord spare me, i'm just not right
bloodroses2727: eh, you're already going to hell, what's a little blasphamy
bloodroses2727: you're slogan could be: it's sacralicious!
bratprince84: AHHHH!!!!
bratprince84: *dies*
bloodroses2727: do you need to work the resurection shift?
bratprince84: you know i'm posting this. my flist will die
bloodroses2727: lol
bratprince84: lol "do you need to work the resurrection shift? stop by and get the Jesus-on-the-go special"
bloodroses2727: lol
bratprince84 signed off at 1:22:14 PM.
bratprince84 signed on at 1:22:22 PM.
bratprince84: then there's the Jonah and Whale special
bratprince84: "a fish big enough to eat you"
bloodroses2727: oh my
bratprince84: wow. christianity's funny
bloodroses2727: who knew?
bratprince84: see, kinda makes all those innocent deaths...well no, that's still bad. but at least we can laugh.
bloodroses2727: rosary mini burgers! how many do you need to eat to wash away your sins?
bratprince84: ah!
bratprince84: saint-shaped chicken nuggets
bratprince84: now you can pray, play, and eat at the same time!
bloodroses2727: lol
bloodroses2727: oh my god i need sleep, this way too funny
bratprince84: lol
bratprince84: yup. this is my life now.
bloodroses2727: well, at least it's a laugh
bratprince84: of course, all of the waiters would have to be ordained
bloodroses2727: naturally
bratprince84: free confession with each piece of miraculous cheescake?
bloodroses2727: lol
bloodroses2727: sister mary something-or-other to take your order....my brain is shutting down
bratprince84: lol i think we exhausted our resources
bloodroses2727: i think so
bratprince84: oh no! i lost it; closed out the wrong window