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synapticjava) wrote2005-12-12 10:04 pm
synapticjava) wrote2005-12-12 10:04 pm
Am back, and alive.
Survived today. And by survive - I mean LOVED. Let's recap the last 24 hours, shall we?
I got off work at 9 last night, came home, showered, and went to the bar where it was the strangest night ever. I met a porn star/photographer who wants to get coffee sometime. Who also took me in the back of the bar and gave me a private strip show (*whoot*). Some drunk asshole picked a fight with me and got kicked out. A man with one testicle whipped it out for the entire room to see. I got hit on by a female opera singer. And I got called fat by some bucktooth trailer trash. After Fernando and Will got off work, we all went to Charlies where I got significantly fucked up (tequila = BAD), got felt up by a leather daddy who wound up going home with a twink. I made out with Dustin, a bartender there while I waited for my coat from coatcheck. Then when I got home, drunk, I ordered a pizza but fell asleep before it got here, and didn't wake up until this morning. With a rather large hangover.
So this morning I took a handfull of aspirin and a pot of coffee into the shower with me and didn't come out until I felt somewhat human. And met Mum and Sis in OakBrook at the Zodiac Room. And then we spent the rest of the day shopping and eating. Mum spent a MINT on me today. We're talking enough bags to fill up my entire trunk. A bunch of stuff from Old Navy (clearance sale), Marshal Fields (HUGE switching-to-Macy's-so-please-buy-our-crap sale), American Eagle, Nordstrom, and a few other places. I am sufficiently shopped out right now. The thought of going into a store right now makes me cringe. We laughed, we shopped, we ate, we had fun.
So now I'm going to go try on my new clothes and decide on an outfit to wear out tonight. It's staff appreciation night tonight, so I got a box of chocolates for the boys. And I'm going to try and tip them hella good. So hence forth I go.
I got off work at 9 last night, came home, showered, and went to the bar where it was the strangest night ever. I met a porn star/photographer who wants to get coffee sometime. Who also took me in the back of the bar and gave me a private strip show (*whoot*). Some drunk asshole picked a fight with me and got kicked out. A man with one testicle whipped it out for the entire room to see. I got hit on by a female opera singer. And I got called fat by some bucktooth trailer trash. After Fernando and Will got off work, we all went to Charlies where I got significantly fucked up (tequila = BAD), got felt up by a leather daddy who wound up going home with a twink. I made out with Dustin, a bartender there while I waited for my coat from coatcheck. Then when I got home, drunk, I ordered a pizza but fell asleep before it got here, and didn't wake up until this morning. With a rather large hangover.
So this morning I took a handfull of aspirin and a pot of coffee into the shower with me and didn't come out until I felt somewhat human. And met Mum and Sis in OakBrook at the Zodiac Room. And then we spent the rest of the day shopping and eating. Mum spent a MINT on me today. We're talking enough bags to fill up my entire trunk. A bunch of stuff from Old Navy (clearance sale), Marshal Fields (HUGE switching-to-Macy's-so-please-buy-our-crap sale), American Eagle, Nordstrom, and a few other places. I am sufficiently shopped out right now. The thought of going into a store right now makes me cringe. We laughed, we shopped, we ate, we had fun.
So now I'm going to go try on my new clothes and decide on an outfit to wear out tonight. It's staff appreciation night tonight, so I got a box of chocolates for the boys. And I'm going to try and tip them hella good. So hence forth I go.
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Nothing better. :)
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