Dear Psychology of Men:

[synapticjava]

I hate you and want you to die. I want to you to slither into whatever hole you came from and shrivel up and die. I would like you drown in an acid bath and have your eyes plucked out with rusty sporks and die. I want you to develop a mutant form of jock itch on your face until you scratch yourself to death and die. Please please please I hope you get eaten by wild dogs and die.

Oh, and you smell like poo.

Sencerely,
Brad