I wanna believe this is a satire (and it prob is given the allusion to Swift), and yet, I live in the South and our uni newspaper is constantly full of utter shite like this about gay people and racial minorities and women. In fact, last week, our paper ran an ad about how diversity is killing America and white people should unite to preserve our cultural identity. *shudders*

How someone can mention God and also government sponsored rape in the same document is insane.