Random thoughts:

[synapticjava]

Dammit, I don't care what anyone says - those lego houses I built were teh coolest.

I wonder if Cinderella was a natural blonde, or if maybe her godmother just added some highlights.

How is it that so many pretty people are so inherantly dumb? Like, really dumb. Like, "how many blondes does it take" dumb.

I wonder if straight men ever think about how their jeans make their ass look.

Has anyone ever figured out those damn tootsie pop licks? Seriously, I get halfway done and distracted and lose count.

Where did the expression "it's not even funny" come from? As in - "it hurt so bad, it's not even funny". Of course not, it hurt.

Do dogs really like fire hydrants, or is that an urban legend?

How many farewell tours and concerts *can* an artist perform before it's just a regular tour?

I think Larry King wears shoulder pads; those just aren't natural.

Kirk Cameron - a minister? Now that's just shameful. Like, really.

And finally: I can't wait to be a dad.

Comments

[tsavoritegarnet.livejournal.com]

Dogs like to lift their legs on anything that passes as a tree, or other teritory marking point. Mostly male dogs, but some females. Firehydrents are close enough to tree/bush/permanant marker status.

[trepkos.livejournal.com]

And the more dogs have been there before, the more they want to mark it.

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Hmm...

I ask because my own dogs are terrified of fire hydrants. *shrugs*

[tsavoritegarnet.livejournal.com]

Easy enough: your dogs are weird. :-) Now aren't you glad you asked?

[iamadouche.livejournal.com]

that was the most entertaining LJ post ever.

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Danke!

[reddwarf75.livejournal.com]

Isn't it intresting all the things the brain can come up with, when it doesn't want to do something??? ;D
Marie

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

Shore is:)

[kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com]

I wonder if straight men ever think about how their jeans make their ass look.

They really can't can they? I mean, have you seen how bad a choice so many of them make with the ones that hang in back like they took a sh*t in them or something? Then again, there are those men who are just full of themselves...oogling their own asses. But then, how straight is that?

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

bwah! *rotflmao*

how straight is that

I'm using that from now on:)

[trepkos.livejournal.com]

I wonder if straight men ever think about how their jeans make their ass look.

Sure, they do, but I think they worry more about their bellies.

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

interesting...

[flufshepherd.livejournal.com]

I got 365 licks to the center of a tootsie pop.

*scurries away*

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Why thank you!