synapticjava (
synapticjava) wrote2005-01-19 04:09 pm
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and one more thing...
Why is it appropriate for a complete stranger to walk up to someone and start screaming at them about the fact that they smoke? Are you my mother? No? Didn't think so. Which is ironic because my mother smokes and has no problem with me doing it. All I'm saying is - look, I'm smoking outside, in 20 degree weather. You've never seen me before and it's likely you'll never see me again. So what worry is it of *yours* that I'm "polluting my body". Look, lady - I hate to say it, but I'm pretty sure those deep fried store-bought saturated fat caked in powdered sugar doughnut holes you're shoving in your mouth three at a time are just as bad for you. Further more, you have the option of going inside where the stale air is minty fresh with germs and bacteria, but hey, don't let me pollute you with my cloud of smoke *OUTSIDE*. And as long as we're talking P.C. here, I might hasten to add that people who live in mink homes shouldn't throw stones. That's right - your yuppi ass is *killing* my environment; at least I'm only killing myself.
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I've had people come up to me in the street and ask me "What do you think you look like?"!
It's not fair that we can't smack these idiots on the nose.
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I agree! We should be able to do so with a rolled up newspaper! Muwah!
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Bwah! Funny stuff:)
But personal opinions are like a$$holes everyone has one, most think theirs don't stink.
Hilarious. True, and hilarious. I like you! *g*
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*thud*
Yeah, I loves me girls too:) They've provided for many a lonely night! (their fic, not really the girls, cuz, gross!)
Ok I will stop bothering you with my pointless rambling.
Nah, it's cool. You're one of four guys on my flist. Nice to see a little testosterone:P
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LOL They have their place (the girls that is) just not the bedroom, where i might add, the fics need to be. :-)
And I have to agree, i think you are the only guy on my flist, so i am understocked on the old testosterone myself.
But i warn you, I talk alot, and when i get started, not so good at the shutting up part, genetic disorder i think.
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At least - I'm thinking you are? No offense.
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But yeah gay thing it has to be.
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Ah, gaydom. Gotta
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Now note my apropos pic:)
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