So how bout this...DePaul's mentality.

[synapticjava]

Subject: Think of ways to screw over students. Namely the ones in the EVIL PLACE. "Hey, I know! How bout, not only do we have ID services closed on the weekend, because you know - people don't lose things on the weekend *ever*, but also have the only person on campus who *can* replace IDs only have time available between the hours of 1 and 4, Monday through Thursday. Oh, oh, and I've got it! How bout we also make her in charge of a few other things so that she's not even *in* her office between 1 and 4...Sounds like a plan to me! Let's go for it!"

I. Will. Kill. Someone.