Nightmares. Bleh.

This time I was being chased by a giant cream-filled donut trying to eat me. He chased me right into a tobacco shop where the owner shot me in the head and killed me.

*clings to the safety of my second floor apartment*

Ever notice that the fastest way of sucking out the christmas spirit is by christmas *shopping*

*cringe*

*cowers in the corner repeating "wal...wal...wal...MART"*