move along

Insert nervous breakdown ( here: )

And also?

That's not even including the cut-wrenching fear-inducing afraid to leave the bed waking up screaming from nightmares that have been keeping me up pretty much all night every night. We're talking dreams like giant snakes eating me alive, nests of spiders in my nose hatching and eating me alive, falling down wells and dieing of thirst, being stoned to death, staked, stabbed, shot, poisoned and caught fire to.

And one wierd dream where I'm a vampire slayer and the big bad is a giant pair of shoes going around and stomping people to death, and the last thing I see is a size 500 Sketcher coming down on me.

Have I mentioned how not well I am right now?