Big news

Okay, quick update about that big news I mentioned in yesterday's post. I think I'm out of the red zone - all I need is my mom's signature on the co-sign app. I didn't want to put a hex on it, but I think it's safe now to announce...

I HAVE AN APARTMENT!!!

Ding dang dammit

Guess who's a douche and lost his ID AGAIN?

Yeah, that'd be me. When I get a new one I'm going to have it permanently embedded in skin and bone so I can't fucking lose it.

Christ, another fucking $25, and we all remember how much fun it was trying to replace it last time. Smarmy bastards.