Question:

Is a three page smut scene too long? Just wondering... I might go back and cut some of it.

Well this is...oddly appropriate for me.

*snicker* tantrix sex - so true


You are a double espresso at three AM.

You are the tortured, nail-biting essence of
coffee. You see visions. You could change the
world if only you were up at the same time as
everyone else. You have created a programming
language that throws errors if the code is not
written in iambic pentameter, and you are
infuriated by the typos in the new edition of
Ulysses. You practice sarcasm as a
form of tantric sex, and your cats have
doctorates. You believe in virgin sacrifice in
a good cause.


What kind of coffee are you?
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And seriously...I'm done.

My family is driving me crazy. I had to schlepp my sister around town all day, which I wouldn't have minded except that every day seems to be PMS day for her - she's a major uberbitch (trust me, I'm not exagerating - she actually scared Vive over the phone), especially when one of her bimbette bitchy friends are around. Joy of joys I have to have a 15 year old bitch sister. This is above and beyond sibling rivalry - this is Survivor, the home game.

Also, being kicked out of my room so my mom can tan isn't fun. But it's not that big of a deal. Stepfather must die must go away for a while. Yes, yes he should.

And, stalker-boy that date I had last month wants another go. So, possibly going to dinner with him when I get back. Sooooo not sure yet. I might cancell, but I don't wanna be mean. Maybe I'm overreacting or something. *shrugs* I am just so not in a dating kind of mind right now.

And worse yet, I have to go to my Grandma's musical at church tomorrow night. Haven't stepped in that building in like a year, and I'm kind being threatened pushed to go. Kill me. Please.