Can I borrow a couple of things...?

First, Kleenex
Second, percoset
Third, luggage.

I guess I never pegged the rest of my fucking country for utter and complete morons.

Wait...what?

I just saw that all of the votes haven't been counted and that there is still a *slight* chance Kerry could win...

But he conceded. Does this mean because he conceded, no matter what, Bush wins? No seriously, I don't know.

If I knew all about this one thing, wouldn't that be something?

Okay, so anyone who knows anything at all about me had to have seen this coming.

( My obligatory political rant. Behind here to save your flist. )