mmm...soap

[synapticjava]

I got to take a shower! I'm clean as a whistle, er, however clean a whistle is...I'm cleaner! But now I have to get dressed...And walk over to Old Main for our staff meeting...Hmmm...Where are my jeans? Excuse me, have you seen my jeans? I cannot find them anywhere...Here jeans, jeannie jeans..."...the wind from my sails, the stars from my eyes..." Wow...this is is me after 8 hours of sleep and no caffiene? Huh. What do you know, joe? *dances to QAF UK SOUNDTRACK* "it took the wind from my sails, the stars from my eyes, my pride and dignity" Heehee. Gotta love gay music. Face it, Gays do it better. It's true you know. Have you ever seen a bar fight in a gay club? No. We just bitch about each other behind our backs. As it should be. Ah, I love being gay. Now, for those damn slippery jeans...nevermind, I found them...they're surfing the waves of a distant corner of Lake Brad...stupid school. Grr.