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synapticjava) wrote2006-08-29 01:42 pm
synapticjava) wrote2006-08-29 01:42 pm
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It's sacralicious!
Warning: Probably not recommended reading for those that are really god-fearing religious:
We're just wrong.
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wilde_moon: really, who ever thought working 4am to noon would be a good idea?
wilde_moon: it's too late to be grave, and too early to be day
bratprince84: lol
bratprince84: it's morning
bratprince84: call that...resurrection shift
wilde_moon: lol
bratprince84: post-grave but pre-day
bratprince84: you're like Jesus!
wilde_moon: lmao
bratprince84: i dare you to wear a nametag that says "hi, i'm Jesus"
bratprince84: "ask how you can get involved"
wilde_moon: maybe that's what’s wrong with my stomach...i'm pregnant with the second coming of Christ!
bratprince84: ah! does that mean you're craving holy pickles and blessed cookie dough ice cream?
wilde_moon: blessed cookie dough, maybe. holy pickles...no
bratprince84: oh right.
bratprince84: um...seasoned fries?
bratprince84: holy fries!
wilde_moon: lol there we go
bratprince84: little fried crosses
bratprince84: that's so wrong
wilde_moon: lol but so funny
bratprince84: now i want to open up a chain of church restaurants
wilde_moon: Jesus cookies...look mom, i bit off Jesus' head!
bratprince84: lol!
bratprince84: the main menu option would be "a thick angus beef patty wedged between two bodies of Christ"
bratprince84: "too drink, the blood of christ"
wilde_moon: lol
bratprince84: lord spare me, i'm just not right
wilde_moon: eh, you're already going to hell, what's a little blasphemy
wilde_moon: you're slogan could be: it's sacralicious!
bratprince84: AHHHH!!!!
bratprince84: *dies*
wilde_moon: do you need to work the resurrection shift?
bratprince84: you know i'm posting this. my flist will die
wilde_moon: lol
bratprince84: lol "do you need to work the resurrection shift? stop by and get the Jesus-on-the-go special"
wilde_moon: lol
bratprince84 signed off at 1:22:14 PM.
bratprince84 signed on at 1:22:22 PM.
bratprince84: then there's the Jonah and Whale special
bratprince84: "a fish big enough to eat you"
wilde_moon: oh my
bratprince84: wow. christianity's funny
wilde_moon: who knew?
bratprince84: see, kinda makes all those innocent deaths...well no, that's still bad. but at least we can laugh.
wilde_moon: rosary mini burgers! how many do you need to eat to wash away your sins?
bratprince84: ah!
bratprince84: saint-shaped chicken nuggets
bratprince84: now you can pray, play, and eat at the same time!
wilde_moon: lol
wilde_moon: oh my god i need sleep, this way too funny
bratprince84: lol
bratprince84: yup. this is my life now.
wilde_moon: well, at least it's a laugh
bratprince84: of course, all of the waiters would have to be ordained
wilde_moon: naturally
bratprince84: free confession with each piece of miraculous cheesecake?
wilde_moon: lol
wilde_moon: sister mary something-or-other to take your order....my brain is shutting downbratprince84: lol i think we exhausted our resources
We're just wrong.
wilde_moon: really, who ever thought working 4am to noon would be a good idea?wilde_moon: it's too late to be grave, and too early to be daybratprince84: lol
bratprince84: it's morning
bratprince84: call that...resurrection shift
wilde_moon: lolbratprince84: post-grave but pre-day
bratprince84: you're like Jesus!
wilde_moon: lmaobratprince84: i dare you to wear a nametag that says "hi, i'm Jesus"
bratprince84: "ask how you can get involved"
wilde_moon: maybe that's what’s wrong with my stomach...i'm pregnant with the second coming of Christ!bratprince84: ah! does that mean you're craving holy pickles and blessed cookie dough ice cream?
wilde_moon: blessed cookie dough, maybe. holy pickles...nobratprince84: oh right.
bratprince84: um...seasoned fries?
bratprince84: holy fries!
wilde_moon: lol there we gobratprince84: little fried crosses
bratprince84: that's so wrong
wilde_moon: lol but so funnybratprince84: now i want to open up a chain of church restaurants
wilde_moon: Jesus cookies...look mom, i bit off Jesus' head!bratprince84: lol!
bratprince84: the main menu option would be "a thick angus beef patty wedged between two bodies of Christ"
bratprince84: "too drink, the blood of christ"
wilde_moon: lolbratprince84: lord spare me, i'm just not right
wilde_moon: eh, you're already going to hell, what's a little blasphemywilde_moon: you're slogan could be: it's sacralicious!bratprince84: AHHHH!!!!
bratprince84: *dies*
wilde_moon: do you need to work the resurrection shift?bratprince84: you know i'm posting this. my flist will die
wilde_moon: lolbratprince84: lol "do you need to work the resurrection shift? stop by and get the Jesus-on-the-go special"
wilde_moon: lolbratprince84 signed off at 1:22:14 PM.
bratprince84 signed on at 1:22:22 PM.
bratprince84: then there's the Jonah and Whale special
bratprince84: "a fish big enough to eat you"
wilde_moon: oh mybratprince84: wow. christianity's funny
wilde_moon: who knew?bratprince84: see, kinda makes all those innocent deaths...well no, that's still bad. but at least we can laugh.
wilde_moon: rosary mini burgers! how many do you need to eat to wash away your sins?bratprince84: ah!
bratprince84: saint-shaped chicken nuggets
bratprince84: now you can pray, play, and eat at the same time!
wilde_moon: lolwilde_moon: oh my god i need sleep, this way too funnybratprince84: lol
bratprince84: yup. this is my life now.
wilde_moon: well, at least it's a laughbratprince84: of course, all of the waiters would have to be ordained
wilde_moon: naturallybratprince84: free confession with each piece of miraculous cheesecake?
wilde_moon: lolwilde_moon: sister mary something-or-other to take your order....my brain is shutting downbratprince84: lol i think we exhausted our resources
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