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synapticjava) wrote2006-02-20 02:34 pm
synapticjava) wrote2006-02-20 02:34 pm
Further Monday Spammage
Dear cute gay couple next to me in the computer lab:
I do think it's sweet and cute that you're in the same statistics class. I bet you like to do your one-way ANOVAs together. How sweet. And it's even mildly entertaining watching you try to make your first histogram based on inconclusive data. The bickering is very cute. But...
Could you please stop groping each other under the keyboard like no one else can see you? And stop holding hands on top of the mouse. And, for god's sake, if you're going to be that deleriously happy doing homework with your boyfriend, could you please do it somewhere that's else.
Unhappily yours,
Your bitter, jaded, and long-time single computer lab neighbor.
I do think it's sweet and cute that you're in the same statistics class. I bet you like to do your one-way ANOVAs together. How sweet. And it's even mildly entertaining watching you try to make your first histogram based on inconclusive data. The bickering is very cute. But...
Could you please stop groping each other under the keyboard like no one else can see you? And stop holding hands on top of the mouse. And, for god's sake, if you're going to be that deleriously happy doing homework with your boyfriend, could you please do it somewhere that's else.
Unhappily yours,
Your bitter, jaded, and long-time single computer lab neighbor.
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They can come and sit next to me!
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