“Just remember!” Xander shouted, swallowing a hiccup, waving his arms dramatically. “I left her! I said I wasn’t going to let her leave me, and I didn’t. I says, ‘Anya, you go ahead and leave. I don’t care! Just remember something, Anya.’” Another hiccup. “’I left you. You’re the crazy one, all veiny faced and heart-ripping-out."

Gotta love the alcohol-induced logic. ::snerk::