Awww...

[synapticjava]

The newest shipment of freshman wh0res just walked through the door. You'd think they just got off the bus from a strip joint, where they work. Holy crap. Come on, girls. Leave *something* to the imagination.

What's really funny is that I heard some girl is already pregnant. School hasn't even *started* yet. Ah, the youngins. *reminescent sigh*

Comments

[tsavoritegarnet.livejournal.com]

Right, like you weren't already preg. . . um, no, I guess not. :-)

Sexually active before college maybe?

I can't say much about how they're dressing though. I'm, like, 20 years out of touch with being a freshwoman. I think I was wearing t-shirts and jeans back then too, but I'd have to check pictures to be sure.

[caviling]

*jaw on floor*

[catching-tigers.livejournal.com]

aww. ill be a freshman :( but i wear jeans and guys tshirts or hoodies. lots for the imagination here.

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Hah. No, one of the frat boys...or a bunch of them. Who knows...

Gotta love college...

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

lol.

Ah, DePaul.

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Do no. EVER. where spanky's with the words "Hawt" printed across your ass. Or I shall be forced to defriend you.

[catching-tigers.livejournal.com]

er. i wouldnt ever wear spankys. and i would never wear something with writing across the ass. and i would never wear something thst said 'hawt'

i think were pretty safe here.

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Thank. God.