You're only showing beer you can see through on your flier. I don't drink the damn stuff anyway, but around here we compare it to goat piss.

Spouse suggest Red Hook Brown Ale, as at least somewhat darker. (Spouse drinks, and when we had free time brewed, stout, barley wines, some darker ales -- stuff with nutrition in it.) Spouse says we could send you an Arrogant Bastard, but, "you're probably not worthy".

I'll look forward to reading the updates and party reports at any rate. :-)