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synapticjava) wrote2003-10-20 04:47 pm
synapticjava) wrote2003-10-20 04:47 pm
Are my eyes green? No? Then give me another drink...
Okay, so I refrained, once again, from killing the dirty skanky ugly ho-bitch Vanessa and her psycho pseudo-twin/roomate who also works there. Barely though. If a shanking device would have been within reach, who knows what might have happened. Other than her, I'm really loving this new job. I *like* that I don't get any time to do nothing. I *like* that my feet are swollen to the size of beachballs. It's great times all around. Anyway, last night went sooooooo much better than saturday night *shudder*. Of course I still think Vanessa should die, but hey, that's just part of the job. And hopefully I won't be working with her *that* often. Okay, so for people who still want to think of me as perfect, I'm cutting out the after hours party. For those of you that want to know just how that went, go
Man did I get smashed. LOL. It was pretty crazy. After we closed and Brandon finished the service staff closing meeting, he opened up the downstairs bar to all of us. Anything we wanted to drink for free. It was Crazy with a capital C! Me and Genivieve were sitting at a martini table talking and Grace got back with cigarettes. I started off with a Bud Light. I was fine with that. Then I got a Corona. About half way through that, I started to feel a little lightheaded, a nice buzz. But I wasn't drunk enough. From there I moved on and drank through 3 cosmos, 2 rum and cokes, 2 lime vodka collins, another budlight, 3 doubleshot orgasms, 2 doubleshot banana shots, a double tequilla shot, a glass of wine, and a plain 'ole martini. And, I had eaten nothing yesterday. Needless to say, I was about 2 drinks short of the emergency room. But, I had a ball. I don't think I've had that much fun in a LONG time. However, I'm extremely embarrased about all the things I said. hehe. I hit on my boss, who wasn't drunk, I called Vanessa and her freaky acomplice a bitch and told them that I wasn't a retard and could handle myself at work. Me and Genivieve kept high-fiving and making toasts. Even Andrea and Deanna were funny - That's how drunk I was! I don't think I offended anyone, though. Met a lot of cool people and got to know them pretty well. They kept playing my favorite song, Addicted, on the stereo. I had a really great time. It was nice to finally be able to just let loose and have fun. For once, I didn't feel all flustered or shy or pissed off about anything. It was just nice. Wouldn't recommend it to anyone, though. Not being able to walk straight and feeling queezy constantly really isn't that fun. It was the actual process of drinking and getting to know people that I liked, not being drunk. And, Brandon opened up the bar for us to get drunk, so it was okay and perfectly cool. Brandon was pretty drunk too, though. Mike is the boss that I was hitting on. I found out that I have a lot in common with some of the bartenders and that they're all really cool. So anyway, to make a very long story short, I got really drunk. Don't worry, I didn't drive. I had Tom drop me off, and he said he'd pick me up. So at the end of the night, I started getting sick. Grace called him to get me, and he came with Matt, the freshman theater major. They're both really sweet. They got me back to campus and brought me up and put me to bed. Then they went out and cleaned up my car (yeah, I know, gross) and today when I thanked Tom, he just said "no problem" I feel bad he did it for me, but at the same time, it feels really nice. Someone took care of me for a change. I still have to find Matt and tell him thank you. Anyway, even after all that to drink, I didn't wake up with a hangover :) Anyway, I got drunk. I had a fabulous time, and it was worth it. I needed it. But, I won't be doing anything like that for a *very* long time. Ugh. Time to eat some food.
Man did I get smashed. LOL. It was pretty crazy. After we closed and Brandon finished the service staff closing meeting, he opened up the downstairs bar to all of us. Anything we wanted to drink for free. It was Crazy with a capital C! Me and Genivieve were sitting at a martini table talking and Grace got back with cigarettes. I started off with a Bud Light. I was fine with that. Then I got a Corona. About half way through that, I started to feel a little lightheaded, a nice buzz. But I wasn't drunk enough. From there I moved on and drank through 3 cosmos, 2 rum and cokes, 2 lime vodka collins, another budlight, 3 doubleshot orgasms, 2 doubleshot banana shots, a double tequilla shot, a glass of wine, and a plain 'ole martini. And, I had eaten nothing yesterday. Needless to say, I was about 2 drinks short of the emergency room. But, I had a ball. I don't think I've had that much fun in a LONG time. However, I'm extremely embarrased about all the things I said. hehe. I hit on my boss, who wasn't drunk, I called Vanessa and her freaky acomplice a bitch and told them that I wasn't a retard and could handle myself at work. Me and Genivieve kept high-fiving and making toasts. Even Andrea and Deanna were funny - That's how drunk I was! I don't think I offended anyone, though. Met a lot of cool people and got to know them pretty well. They kept playing my favorite song, Addicted, on the stereo. I had a really great time. It was nice to finally be able to just let loose and have fun. For once, I didn't feel all flustered or shy or pissed off about anything. It was just nice. Wouldn't recommend it to anyone, though. Not being able to walk straight and feeling queezy constantly really isn't that fun. It was the actual process of drinking and getting to know people that I liked, not being drunk. And, Brandon opened up the bar for us to get drunk, so it was okay and perfectly cool. Brandon was pretty drunk too, though. Mike is the boss that I was hitting on. I found out that I have a lot in common with some of the bartenders and that they're all really cool. So anyway, to make a very long story short, I got really drunk. Don't worry, I didn't drive. I had Tom drop me off, and he said he'd pick me up. So at the end of the night, I started getting sick. Grace called him to get me, and he came with Matt, the freshman theater major. They're both really sweet. They got me back to campus and brought me up and put me to bed. Then they went out and cleaned up my car (yeah, I know, gross) and today when I thanked Tom, he just said "no problem" I feel bad he did it for me, but at the same time, it feels really nice. Someone took care of me for a change. I still have to find Matt and tell him thank you. Anyway, even after all that to drink, I didn't wake up with a hangover :) Anyway, I got drunk. I had a fabulous time, and it was worth it. I needed it. But, I won't be doing anything like that for a *very* long time. Ugh. Time to eat some food.
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