synapticjava: (Love Me)
synapticjava ([personal profile] synapticjava) wrote2004-09-25 03:54 pm

Open Letter to Fred...

Dear Fred,
I understand that you just lurve to play games. And your favorite game, if I remember correctly, is hide and seek. Where, you hide my things and I seek them out for HOURS. Now, I realize you must really like me to have followed me from Dougherty to Merril. But, if you could please return my ID, I think it'd be really swell. Because I would really enjoy being able to leave the building. And, I'm kinda hungry. How bout if you steal my lighter or something else for a couple hours and play with that and let me have my ID back. How bout that? Please? Thanks *g*

Sincerely your corporeal resident,
Brad.

P.S. I'll give you a cookie if you give it back *g*