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Does anything in this world not suck?

And now

As if my day hasn't been bad enough, the god damn cell phone company is trying to fuck me over, $150 worth.

Is there any fucking reason to get out of bed in the morning? I mean seriously. Because I'm sure as hell not seeing any right now.

*breathes*

Okay. I'm calm now.

I've decided.

I want my very own seekrit gay cowboy lover.

Only not the kind that dies.

Or is married.

Or has children.

Can I just have a cowboy?