Reason 394,185,602 for moving off-campus
Was woken up at 9:30 again on a fucking Saturday by the god damn mother fucking grounds people. WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY HERE ON THE WEEKEND? Is it really just to fuck with my life - which I am starting to suspect. It's not enough that I can't fucking get any god damned sleep during the week. The weekend was the ONE FUCKING ESCAPE for me, the time I can sleep and rest up and feel better. Now I can't even fucking have that. I can't tell you how fucking happy I am that I'm moving to an apartment with no fucking lawnpeople to wake me up all the god damn fucking time.
And if that wasn't fucking enough, I went into the bathroom to piss, and stepped in Toothpaste, Hair Gel, and what I'm hopefully assuming is dishsoap. Yeah. Someone fucked up the bathroom AGAIN. Took *everyone's* products this time and smeared them all over the walls and floors. I'm talking things like shampoo, soap, face scrub, shaving creme. All over everyone's stall and mirror. All over the toilets and showers. And all over my fucking shower curtain and bathmat. Had to throw the bathmat away because they fucked it up so much. The only semi-decent thing is that it happened to EVERYONE this time, not just me. AND because of last time, I haven't been keeping any of my expensive products in there - so all they got to fuck with of mine was a bottle of my cheap hair gel, cheap-as-hell dishsoap, toothpaste, and shampoo I stopped using a while ago and never threw away. Why the FUCK do people do that? Wish I would have been around just so I could find out who did it and beat the FUCK out of them
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE AND AWAY FROM ALL THESE GOD DAMN ASSHOLES.
10 days, people.
And if that wasn't fucking enough, I went into the bathroom to piss, and stepped in Toothpaste, Hair Gel, and what I'm hopefully assuming is dishsoap. Yeah. Someone fucked up the bathroom AGAIN. Took *everyone's* products this time and smeared them all over the walls and floors. I'm talking things like shampoo, soap, face scrub, shaving creme. All over everyone's stall and mirror. All over the toilets and showers. And all over my fucking shower curtain and bathmat. Had to throw the bathmat away because they fucked it up so much. The only semi-decent thing is that it happened to EVERYONE this time, not just me. AND because of last time, I haven't been keeping any of my expensive products in there - so all they got to fuck with of mine was a bottle of my cheap hair gel, cheap-as-hell dishsoap, toothpaste, and shampoo I stopped using a while ago and never threw away. Why the FUCK do people do that? Wish I would have been around just so I could find out who did it and beat the FUCK out of them
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE AND AWAY FROM ALL THESE GOD DAMN ASSHOLES.
10 days, people.