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Dear GOD. Not. Again!

I have to go to the mall. The other mall. The mall in Iowa. The mall in Iowa that is always busy anyway, let alone one day before Xmas. Dear. Frickin. God. Pray for me.

Also, kinda tickin me off because, I've been done with my xmas shopping for two weeks - this has *all* been for other people! See what a nice person I am? Now give me fudge.

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< whine> I quit. I'm sooooo done and over with Xmas. I hate people. I may *NEVER* shop again¹ after today. I am not stepping out of this friggen house until Christmas morning when I'm being forced to go to the Steps' house at NINE FUCKING OCLOCK IN THE MORNING. Which means we have to get up at some godawful hour, probably 6AM to do our family stuff and then go over and spend the. rest. of. the. day. with. those. "people"². Argh! I've been trying to be all happy and Xmas cheery and whatnot, but I'm seriously uber done with that. Bah bloody humbug, Merry friggen Christmas, and Ho freakin Ho. < /whine>

And now to go and drown my sorrows in chocolate, coffee, fanfiction, and Cher. At least some things still make me happy. *grumbles*

¹ We all know that that is sooooo an exageration. I'll probably be out next week shopping. *rolls eyes*
² Still not sure if they are, in fact, human. Seems to me they're some sort of mutant species of howler monkeys that have somehow developed the ability to speak human languages, even if not intelligently.