1. I would probably build a fire. A dildo, you can always make out of other stuff. Who would want a wooden dildo anyway. Splinters? No freaking thanks.
2. No, I wouldn't. A) I wouldn't marry. B) I can't stand children.
3. First, I would buy a brand new car. Something I really wanted. I would then drive that car to find an appartment in the city, and transfer down there. Then I would split up 1 million equally between my parents and grandparents. Then I would set up a college fund for my sister. Get a personal trainer, pay back all the loans I have so far, pay off the credit cards, and of course, go shopping. But I would put away 50 million in investments and lots and lots of branches of banks and European accounts and that sort of thing. Then I'd start opening up the chain of clubs and restaurants and resorts I want to. And then sit back and enjoy life doing what I want, going where I want to, and enjoy being free.
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2. No, I wouldn't. A) I wouldn't marry. B) I can't stand children.
3. First, I would buy a brand new car. Something I really wanted. I would then drive that car to find an appartment in the city, and transfer down there. Then I would split up 1 million equally between my parents and grandparents. Then I would set up a college fund for my sister. Get a personal trainer, pay back all the loans I have so far, pay off the credit cards, and of course, go shopping. But I would put away 50 million in investments and lots and lots of branches of banks and European accounts and that sort of thing. Then I'd start opening up the chain of clubs and restaurants and resorts I want to. And then sit back and enjoy life doing what I want, going where I want to, and enjoy being free.