Title: Learn to be Lonely Chapter 27/?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chocgood84
Rating: NC-17 for brief violence and sexual content
Pairing: BtVS Spike/Xander
Author’s Note: Yes, I am aware that the timeline is a little screwed up and that Giles didn’t own the Magic Box until after Adam and after Dawn arrived. But in my reality, who’s Dawn? Adam what? Also, a huge spanking thanks to [livejournal.com profile] kitty_poker1 for still agreeing to be my official L2BL beta, even after so much time has passed.
Disclaimer: These character’s aren’t mine, never were; I don’t get any profit for this hobby, so don’t sue – Thanks.
Warning: Brief violence, nudity, and hetero and homo sexual content and situations. And some h0t man-luvin.
This can also be found in my LJ Memories, as well as on my revamped website: Forget It.


Learn to be Lonely


Chapter 27 )
synapticjava: (fuck off)
( Apr. 8th, 2009 10:03 pm)
Yes, it's right, kiddies. I broke America's economy. Singlehandedly. At least that's what sallie mae would have you believe.

They sent one final "Pay us or be damned forever" letter today, announcing I have until April 28th to caugh up the remaining $39Gs I owe them (look at that - it's only half of what I thought it was!) for the student loans. You know, for the little useless degree I managed to beat out of DePaul using every last ounce of self restraint I have ever posessed? Yeah, that one. Looks like I'll be giving them a call tomorrow and begin the groveling. Hopefully I won't have to throw all of my savings at them because I like having money saved up, just in case. I was actually going to use it to finally buy hearing aids. But nooooo. I'm starting to thinkg pretty sure Sallie Mae is a subsidiary of Wolfram & Heart. Those bitches are crazy. And if it weren't for the fact that I'm going a)either bite the bullet and try and buy a house next April here in Indiana, b)move back to the QCs, or c) finally move west, I'd just let it go ahead and default. But, I figure I kind of need credit for all of those things. Douche canoes. Of all the corporations to go bankrupt, they couldn't be one?

It does make me wonder, though. What if we, the real people fueling this country, got together and all just stopped paying bills, in general? No more morgages, no more utilities, no more loans. You figure 30 million people in this country are in debt like myself. And if we all just stopped, in a month the whole damn country would dry up. And then maybe the goverment would be forced to bail us out of something that's totally our fault. Because that's kind of the way it goes, isn't it? No? Okay, just checking. It's a nice thought though. At least to me.

Sooooooo uh...anyone got an extra 39 thousand laying around?
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